tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post5558492030612724844..comments2024-03-16T04:18:31.954-05:00Comments on LDS (Mormon) Stake Presidents Blog: President Paternoster Corrects the ProphetStake Pres.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-56282867213315000012012-10-22T13:46:31.144-05:002012-10-22T13:46:31.144-05:00This site is a fraud. He is illegally using a pict...This site is a fraud. He is illegally using a picture of Ed Madden as his own.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-17383758231977016042012-10-10T22:40:58.502-05:002012-10-10T22:40:58.502-05:00I served as a stake president and earlier as a sta...I served as a stake president and earlier as a stake president's counselor for many years. I know many stake presidents. None of them, even if they had such an experience, would ever post it on the internet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-9471726069904071932012-07-12T11:13:24.886-05:002012-07-12T11:13:24.886-05:00Monson the Younger made me laugh!
Hey "Pres&...Monson the Younger made me laugh!<br /><br />Hey "Pres" Paternoster --- are you doing ok??? Your silence is distressing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-36402258247528833982012-07-11T19:32:09.921-05:002012-07-11T19:32:09.921-05:00To; One of the three Nefites;
It is good to final...To; One of the three Nefites;<br /><br />It is good to finally hear again from one of the three Nefites! Which one are you? I met #1 in my dreams a while back and I am wondering if that was you... or if it might have been another #.<br /><br />Why don't we hear more about you dudes these days? Where do you spend your time?<br /><br />I have especially been wondering since you priesthood carrying guys are still around,... Why was it necessary to send angels to Joseph Smith to restore the priesthood? Are you guys on suspension for some reason?<br /><br />Don't make yourself so scarce! It is great to hear from you!Monson the Youngernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-66397763239676950762012-07-07T15:16:23.987-05:002012-07-07T15:16:23.987-05:00Oh President.
Your flocks awaits another missive....Oh President.<br /><br />Your flocks awaits another missive. We have been rudderless for nigh on three weeks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-49922502865027733212012-07-05T02:03:49.549-05:002012-07-05T02:03:49.549-05:00President, you also could have quoted Pres. Hinckl...President, you also could have quoted Pres. Hinckley's own words from his Confrents address from just three years before that Time magazine interview, in which he taught that very same Great Secret you revealed to him anew. We must remember that although these great men are more holy and knowledgeable than any of us, they are still men. That means they get to occasionally or frequently teach false man-made doctrines and forget even their own teachings in media interviews, and yet we still have to accept every word from their mouths as if it were from The Lord's own mouth, for verily they are one and the same. THAT mind-boggling concept is the Greatest Great Secret of the Gospel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-11532248621721082932012-07-04T19:13:04.794-05:002012-07-04T19:13:04.794-05:00Question: Did God create the universe? If so, ho...Question: Did God create the universe? If so, how? He was once a man? Could you please explain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-23483676033207262672012-07-03T21:56:25.337-05:002012-07-03T21:56:25.337-05:00But anonymous doesn't know how to spell Nephit...But anonymous doesn't know how to spell Nephites, curious isn't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-24909340678900420852012-07-03T13:01:57.655-05:002012-07-03T13:01:57.655-05:00OMG a 1 of 3 Nephite has finally revealed himself ...OMG a 1 of 3 Nephite has finally revealed himself after 2,100+ years of living in obscurity! Surely the end is near.<br /><br />~No longer AnonymousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-30904683653061626212012-07-01T02:36:34.450-05:002012-07-01T02:36:34.450-05:00Dear President Paternoster
Thank you for your comm...Dear President Paternoster<br />Thank you for your comment about the late president Hinckley. I'm not really sure that you are speaking the truth when telling us that you had to teach president Hinckley about this very common knowledge of the LDS church. Or that the prophet was ashamed or a liar His life proves something else.<br />But I see this as a perfect example of the cunning way of deceiving people. I must admit that this site is one of the more cunning and sneaky sites and not without humor. I even guess this is a former member who is behind ‘Pr. Paternoster’ and have been excommunicated. <br />Below is just a short example, warning from the Book of Mormon:<br />8 Now the sons of Mosiah were numbered among the unbelievers; and also one of the sons of Alma was numbered among them, he being called Alma, after his father; nevertheless, he became a very wicked and an idolatrous man. And he was a man of many words, and did speak much flattery to the people; therefore he led many of the people to do after the manner of his iniquities.<br /> 9 And he became a great hinderment to the prosperity of the church of God; stealing away the hearts of the people; causing much dissension among the people; giving a chance for the enemy of God to exercise his power over them.<br /> 10 And now it came to pass that while he was going about to destroy the church of God, for he did go about secretly with the sons of Mosiah seeking to destroy the church, and to lead astray the people of the Lord, contrary to the commandments of God, or even the king—<br />Mosiah 27:8-10<br /><br />One of the three Nefites :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-30829524291602644522012-06-28T15:46:21.225-05:002012-06-28T15:46:21.225-05:00I'm glad President Hinckley admitted during co...I'm glad President Hinckley admitted during conference that he lied, so we wouldn't think he really didn't know anything. Because for a while I thought he was stupid. It's good to know he was just a liar.Jamesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-43648862615406940182012-06-26T09:28:41.613-05:002012-06-26T09:28:41.613-05:00Are you serious? You talked to PRESIDENT HINKLEY? ...Are you serious? You talked to PRESIDENT HINKLEY? I guess I knew he traveled a lot, but I didn't know he would just visit with fsomebody. Sometimes I get kind of mad that guys get to do all the cool stuff.Daranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-39586371992831067332012-06-25T19:50:25.262-05:002012-06-25T19:50:25.262-05:00I remember when I was just a little Godlet in my p...I remember when I was just a little Godlet in my pre-existence and promised not to partake of any of the wrong drinks, (coffee etc.), or put my tiny priesthood where it doesn't belong or evil speak of the Lord's anointed, I could be just like my Dad someday and have a lot of pretty wives. What a great plan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-35841681971544359072012-06-25T14:53:40.623-05:002012-06-25T14:53:40.623-05:00I'm so relieved you cleared this up. I was sur...I'm so relieved you cleared this up. I was surprised and confused by Hinckley's responses because I had read many scriptures (that is, words of prophets, for what else is scripture?) that belied Hinckley's words. However, since I am only a woman and don't have the priesthood, there was no way for me to point out the mistake. After all, if I don't have the priesthood I can never receive revelation on behalf of anyone else, or have any authority over them.<br /><br />At any rate, you've eased my addled lady-brain with this explanation. Perhaps next week you can talk about the exalted role of women when they become the plural-wife helpmeets to the men who become like God in the next part of our eternal existences. Members such as myself love that the message of the church holds women up as even more spiritual and worthy than men. This secret feminism is obviously the reason women will never be troubled with creating worlds or learning priesthood science, but will instead give birth to spirit babies (in beautiful deliveries from our spiritual vaginas) for eternity so that they can grow up to worship our husbands as the gods they will become.Emma the Youngernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-65040950488262258682012-06-25T01:14:20.755-05:002012-06-25T01:14:20.755-05:00In the report of the 167th Semiannual General Conf...In the report of the 167th Semiannual General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, published in the <i>Ensign</i> of November 1997, President Gordon B. Hinckley spoke <a href="http://classic.lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp?hideNav=1&locale=0&sourceId=5e9f57b60090c010VgnVCM1000004d82620a____&vgnextoid=2354fccf2b7db010VgnVCM1000004d82620aRCRD" rel="nofollow">the following words</a>:<br /><br /><i>You need not worry that I do not understand some matters of doctrine. I think I understand them thoroughly, and it is unfortunate that the reporting may not make this clear. I hope you will never look to the public press as the authority on the doctrines of the Church.</i><br /><br />Dear President Paternoster, I now feel sure that no small thanks are due to you for the part you played in making this blessed reassurance available to the Saints. It is a tribute to your great humility that even as you have revealed some portion of this sacred experience, you have felt constrained from claiming the credit which is surely yours for these spoken words.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-72712106214852205102012-06-22T10:33:56.531-05:002012-06-22T10:33:56.531-05:00I'm not so sure that Gordon Hinckley was lying...I'm not so sure that Gordon Hinckley was lying. For wasn't it the great man himself, even George Costanza, who said, and I quote: "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it".Samuel the Lame'innitnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-65596721213941267232012-06-21T22:21:22.045-05:002012-06-21T22:21:22.045-05:00Oh, but the prophet can never be wrong!Oh, but the prophet can never be wrong!postmormongirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13455759739126093761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-75670566342295759182012-06-21T18:21:54.034-05:002012-06-21T18:21:54.034-05:00Hi Cindy:
As some have asked here before, "A...Hi Cindy:<br /><br />As some have asked here before, "Are you for real?"<br /><br />If you are an <a href="http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Ex-Mormon" rel="nofollow">ExMo</a> writing here, I'm in love with your brain. You are more of a genius than PP in your parody of a <a href="http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Molly+Mormon" rel="nofollow">MM.</a><br /><br />If you truly are a<a href="http://elizasnitch.com/peculiarpeople/is-tbm-an-insult/" rel="nofollow"> TBM</a>, then I pray <a href="http://www.biblestudytools.com/isaiah/1-18.html" rel="nofollow">you use your brain.</a> (As opposed to your bosom.) Keep posting here, though. You prove many of President Paternoster's points about the members.NeverMo Mike <>noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-15439459652013631852012-06-21T17:08:50.477-05:002012-06-21T17:08:50.477-05:00We are constantly being reminding that the leaders...We are constantly being reminding that the leaders of the church are first and foremost men. They are not perfect, if they were they would have been translated. Thank you for showing the humility of our dear President Hinckley. He was a wonderful prophet and I loved him very much.Cindynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-32176471211823178652012-06-21T17:05:13.659-05:002012-06-21T17:05:13.659-05:00President, I am so glad to hear that the Prophet a...President, I am so glad to hear that the Prophet accepted your counsel. Without exalted leaders like yourself, the Church would be in serious danger of forgetting its own history and doctrine and falling into apostasy. It's good to know that even though the doctrine never changes, we have gifted stake and local leaders to keep the members on the strait and narrow.grayacrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05826902485310649495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-16922093261023431042012-06-21T14:10:41.361-05:002012-06-21T14:10:41.361-05:00So I am confused now.
Was God once a man, or not?...So I am confused now.<br /><br />Was God once a man, or not?A disciplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03246986453722689072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-89559378869546351792012-06-21T12:53:39.878-05:002012-06-21T12:53:39.878-05:00President, the church would be lost without people...President, the church would be lost without people like you.Goldarnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01002035439360220264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-53409386113271970402012-06-21T12:24:15.624-05:002012-06-21T12:24:15.624-05:00*** NOTE TO THE READER OF THIS BLOG ***
This is N...*** NOTE TO THE READER OF THIS BLOG ***<br /><br />This is NOT a website sanctioned by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Nor is "President Paternoster" a stake president within the Church. Rather, the content of this site varies from farce to pointed criticism [which is, at times, painfully accurate].<br /><br />Many, but not necessarily all, of the posts are written in mockery of those who are sincerely striving, albeit imperfectly, to follow Jesus.<br /><br />Caveat utilitor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-48706621931925857822012-06-21T11:56:31.506-05:002012-06-21T11:56:31.506-05:00Excellent post, President.Excellent post, President.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-25980860790281854552012-06-21T11:16:35.962-05:002012-06-21T11:16:35.962-05:00I'm sorry, President, but Joseph Smith was spe...I'm sorry, President, but Joseph Smith was speaking as a man when he said those words in the Follet discourse. Remember, the most modern prophet is always more inspired than the previous ones. Monson could correct Hinckley (who would have been speaking as a man) and tell us that we do indeed teach that, but for now, we don't.Jesus Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12565327785635713417noreply@blogger.com