tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post7884055575869047383..comments2024-03-16T04:18:31.954-05:00Comments on LDS (Mormon) Stake Presidents Blog: There is a person pretending to be me......Stake Pres.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comBlogger94125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-52198910372740314672011-07-01T15:50:29.287-05:002011-07-01T15:50:29.287-05:00This is so hilarious!! The problem being I am tor...This is so hilarious!! The problem being I am torn between gagging and laughing. It cuts so close to home that I could barely tell whether or not it was satirical or serious. Thanks for making my day! <br /><br />I have recently started a blog myself. Check it out. <br />www.breakingdownthebear.blogspot.comAuthenticAllysehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425043309861553425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-43950436313493342082011-06-11T20:39:50.525-05:002011-06-11T20:39:50.525-05:0049207468696e6b204d722e2057657374206973206869747469...49207468696e6b204d722e20576573742069732068697474696e67206f6e20796f757220776966652c20636865636b206f75742068657220626c6f672eAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-89869378193833256672011-06-10T02:02:00.215-05:002011-06-10T02:02:00.215-05:00496e6465656421496e6465656421Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-68284742355208271112011-06-09T20:48:56.308-05:002011-06-09T20:48:56.308-05:0050 65 72 68 61 70 73 20 69 6e 20 74 68 65 20 68 6f...50 65 72 68 61 70 73 20 69 6e 20 74 68 65 20 68 6f 6c 79 20 6f 66 20 68 6f 6c 69 65 73Stake Pres.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-52222147150214200992011-06-09T20:42:08.500-05:002011-06-09T20:42:08.500-05:00446f20796f75207468696e6b2069742069732073706f6b656e...446f20796f75207468696e6b2069742069732073706f6b656e20696e207468652074656d706c653fAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-39024558816843261702011-06-09T19:46:57.694-05:002011-06-09T19:46:57.694-05:0061 6e 64 20 69 74 20 69 73 20 74 68 65 20 6c 61 6e...61 6e 64 20 69 74 20 69 73 20 74 68 65 20 6c 61 6e 67 75 61 67 65 20 6f 66 20 41 64 61 6d 2c 20 64 65 61 72 20 61 6e 6f 6e 79 6d 6f 75 73Stake Pres.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-9554781861844845912011-06-09T17:58:31.495-05:002011-06-09T17:58:31.495-05:00Stake Pres:
497420697320746865206c616e677561676520...Stake Pres:<br />497420697320746865206c616e6775616765206f662074686520476f6473204920616d20737572652eAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-82847733745289908892011-06-09T15:03:12.326-05:002011-06-09T15:03:12.326-05:0057 65 20 73 68 6f 75 6c 64 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20...57 65 20 73 68 6f 75 6c 64 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20 74 61 6c 6b 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78Stake Pres.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-6873263768417296022011-06-09T14:55:18.962-05:002011-06-09T14:55:18.962-05:00Stake Patriarch,
49277665206e65766572207365656e20...Stake Patriarch,<br /><br />49277665206e65766572207365656e20736f6d657468696e6720736f20626c61737068656d6f75732120566572792066756e6e792c2049206c6f766520697421Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-15556822147171361802011-06-09T12:52:26.909-05:002011-06-09T12:52:26.909-05:00Stake Patriach, these are very interesting results...Stake Patriach, these are very interesting results and reading in hex is second nature to me (to the point where I might do future posts in it).<br /><br />For those needing assistance this site might come in handy:<br />http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/Stake Pres.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-81178107345189690862011-06-09T08:13:39.447-05:002011-06-09T08:13:39.447-05:00Hi, I'm mathyou9's father, the Stake Patri...Hi, I'm mathyou9's father, the Stake Patriarch. As my son said, I am a statistician by trade. However, I'm in my retirement (thus I devote ALL of my spare time in giving Patriarchal Blessings to the Saints of my Stake of Zion, the very Stake over which President Paternoster presides.) As such, I am only able to do statistician things on the side when the Lord grants me but a few moments to myself. But I have been able to free up time lately with the use of a random number generator (even=Ephriam, odd=Manassah.) Just kidding President Paternoster! With all these apostates here harassing the faithful, I'm just trying to keep you on your toes.<br /><br /><br />mathyou9 wanted a full computer analysis done to determine which persons posting here are using aliases and which persons are using sock puppets. Unfortuneately I just don't have the time to perform a such an analysis (I pronounced 8 Patriarchal Blessings yesterday, I've got 11 today, 10 tomorrow and 47 more in the queue for the 5 days following.) Instead, I've run a computer analysis that when inputted with a unique style of writing, it outputs a unique string of hexadecimal values.<br /><br />Here is a sampling of the results (please disregard the leading underscoring. I put it there to make for easier viewing [to heck with non-monospaced fonts!]:<br /><br />"Stake Pres." -->_____________47 6f 64 20 74 68 65 20 46 61 74 68 65 72<br />"Brother Mobegone" -->______4a 65 73 75 73 20 20 20 43 68 72 69 73 74<br />"mathyou9" -->_______________54 68 65 20 48 6f 6c 79 20 47 68 6f 73 74<br />"G. West" -->_________________28 37 35 37 29 20 33 30 32 2d 31 33 37 38<br />"R. Nephi Samuelson" -->______4a 6f 73 65 70 68 20 20 20 53 6d 69 74 68<br />"Brigham Taft Pratt" -->_______4c 65 68 69 20 74 68 65 20 47 72 65 61 74<br />"Insana D" -->________________45 6d 6d 61 20 20 20 20 20 53 6d 69 74 68<br />"Molly Smith" -->_____________42 75 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 42 6f 73 6f 6d 73<br />"TuNeCedeMalis" -->_________42 6f 6f 6b 20 6f 66 20 4d 6f 72 6d 6f 6e<br />"Sister McCulloch" -->________54 72 69 70 6c 65 20 20 20 43 6f 6d 62 6f<br />"Sis. Daniels" -->______________54 68 65 20 48 6f 6c 79 20 42 69 62 6c 65<br /><br /><br />I wish I could stay and interpret these results, but I'm a busy brother. I've got to get to a Patriarchal Blessing appointment right away.<br /><br />I hope I was of some usefulness, President. Don't hesitate to call upon me again for your statistics needs. In closing, allow me to share my testimony. I know the Book of Mormon is true. NOT by the Spirit, but because of my computer programs that tell me the Book of Mormon was written by multiple authors. And that's why--......wait a second, those reasons should be switched around, I think. Well, whatever, it was a slip-of-the-tongue; you all know what I meant. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.Stake Patriarchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-68809259920344881022011-06-09T08:06:16.937-05:002011-06-09T08:06:16.937-05:00Pres Potheadmeister, I am sure you are just a fait...Pres Potheadmeister, I am sure you are just a faithful member of the church who is trying to do the right thing. You have been warned of people on the internet who take things out of context or misrepresent leaders or add their own "philosophies" to things. I understand why you are so willing to close your eyes and walk around blindly being lead by what ever you are told by your local leaders. It's a scary world and your testimony is a fragile thing. I get why you want to put a protecting shield around it preventing any information to enter your head that may challenge the tender feelings you have for the church. However, since you were bold enough to come on here in the first place I sense that the desire to learn is in you even if it is buried deep. So I challenge you to quote exactly what you feel was President Paternosters own "philosophies" and in what way you find them to be out of harmony with the words of our Prophet, seers and revelators. If you choose to ignore this challenge then I have no choice then to put you in the same group as those “anti-Mormon” who make accusations and false claims with out backing up their position with any real evidence.Sis Danielsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-82108467335685615952011-06-09T08:04:18.935-05:002011-06-09T08:04:18.935-05:00I just received a phone call from my father, the S...I just received a phone call from my father, the Stake Patriarch. He told me that he's done with the computer analysis. I assume he will post his results shortly.mathyou9https://www.blogger.com/profile/12092639417042442157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-55960724338054527202011-06-08T18:34:35.766-05:002011-06-08T18:34:35.766-05:00that should read HAVE NOT, sorry about that.that should read HAVE NOT, sorry about that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-75640366383951906712011-06-08T18:22:31.854-05:002011-06-08T18:22:31.854-05:00Please define smut because I'm not seeing anyt...Please define smut because I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary here (unless he's deleted comments). People in real life swear and talk about sex, true a little more detailed online than IRL but I still have seen anything here that I would deem offensive enough to call smut.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-52493321701575593062011-06-08T18:09:25.436-05:002011-06-08T18:09:25.436-05:00I find the teachings espoused on this blog to be i...I find the teachings espoused on this blog to be in harmony with the Gospel, especially since President Paternoster's message is always taught with dare I say ample information from Mormon sources. Truly the anti-Mormon spirit is unable to recognize the lengths President Paternoster has gone to keep his remarks in line with the bounds the Lord has set, which includes only using Mormon sources and lesson manuals for guidance as we have been instructed by the Brethren to do. <br /><br />It does appear that there are many anti-Mormons like Pres. Potheadmeister who refuse to see this. Truly the spirit of the adversary is at work in the hearts of many. If we have the truth, we have nothing to fear! Continue to teach in clarity and boldness President Paternoster! <br /><br />The Church is true Brothers and Sisters, the Church is true!<br /><br />In humble thanks, <br /><br />-R. Nephi SamuelsonR. Nephi Samuelsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-41669767514475766402011-06-08T16:53:47.547-05:002011-06-08T16:53:47.547-05:00He doesnt just teach the teachings of the church ,...He doesnt just teach the teachings of the church , he teaches his own philosophy mixed with teachings of the church. You know philosophies of men mixed with scripture. The same misleading stuff satan loves to use to give 90% truth and 10% lies. Plus the smut he chooses to keep on his blog. Responding and even encouraging smut - sound like a leader you want to follow?<br /><br />If I have a problem with his posts I have a problem with his philosophies not the teaching of the church. <br /><br />and to be exact he isnt "our' leader in fact he isnt anyones leader...maybe yours if you choose to follow, but he carries no Godly authority to act as an LDS church leader, therefore if you choose to follow him, you choose to follow an imposter, and thats your rightPres Potheadmeisternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-82206069289430500822011-06-08T15:43:09.806-05:002011-06-08T15:43:09.806-05:00Just wondering, does someone have to have a title ...Just wondering, does someone have to have a title to be allowed to discuss the gospel? Are the general public allowed to know what our leaders have to say on certain issues? If so then why does it matter whether you "believe" president Paternoster is a real stake president anyways. The points he raises in his posts come from LDS sources which he always provides for you. If you have a problem with his posts then you have a problem with some of the practices, beliefs and teachings of the LDS church.Sis Danielsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-35676133741232738772011-06-08T15:02:59.836-05:002011-06-08T15:02:59.836-05:00People are free to come and go as they please and ...People are free to come and go as they please and your suggestions and participation in the success of this blog are always welcome Brother Potheadmeister.Stake Pres.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-37134020429973818462011-06-08T14:54:41.100-05:002011-06-08T14:54:41.100-05:00Thats actualy the single best thing youve said. I...Thats actualy the single best thing youve said. I would recommend that everyone should pay no attention to what this Stake Imposter says as he is actually nobody's local leaderPres Potheadmeisternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-58519473636504568132011-06-08T14:51:28.085-05:002011-06-08T14:51:28.085-05:00I would suggest everyone not follow anything this ...I would suggest everyone not follow anything this imposter has to sayFake Potheadmeisternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-87498057951754541802011-06-08T07:57:25.468-05:002011-06-08T07:57:25.468-05:00No. I am saying that I am a strong believer in fol...No. I am saying that I am a strong believer in following the counsel of local leaders. Since I am not your local leader and your Bishop has asked you to pay no attention to what I am saying I would suggest you follow his counsel.Stake Pres.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-25196250281565694862011-06-07T21:42:49.193-05:002011-06-07T21:42:49.193-05:00So you are admitting that you are not an official ...So you are admitting that you are not an official Stake President, and admit that people should not heed, nor follow your counsel?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-61544451763095648842011-06-07T21:05:39.985-05:002011-06-07T21:05:39.985-05:00Thank you anonymous for this feedback. I would kin...Thank you anonymous for this feedback. I would kindly ask that you be obedient and follow your local leaders by paying no attention to any of my posts.Stake Pres.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-14140622124738269742011-06-07T19:46:47.829-05:002011-06-07T19:46:47.829-05:00I recently came across your blog. I asked my Bisho...I recently came across your blog. I asked my Bishop about it and he read your blog. He informed me that I should not pay attention to what you are saying, or relating because he has never heard of a Stake President Bill Paternoster and does not show you listed as being a stake president.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com