tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post8785428028081867581..comments2024-03-16T04:18:31.954-05:00Comments on LDS (Mormon) Stake Presidents Blog: The Passing of President PaternosterStake Pres.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16681281146162453967noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-66475147449414858732019-06-19T06:06:01.835-05:002019-06-19T06:06:01.835-05:00One and Only adalah kalimat yang tepat untuk mengg...One and Only adalah kalimat yang tepat untuk menggambarkan fasilitas mewah S1288 POKER dengan Bank <a href="http://bit.ly/2GZqjmG" rel="nofollow">Poker 24 Jam</a> Online. Pasalnya hanya di S128Poker kamu akan merasakan sensasi bermain judi online tanpa bank offline. Disaat agen lain tidak dapat proseskan dana deposit kamu, tapi disini malah <a href="https://judi24jamonline.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">(Baca Selengkapnya...)</a>Video Teravelokahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18378585528257681905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-26653288790888316182018-11-09T14:25:17.090-05:002018-11-09T14:25:17.090-05:00I'm his son and I support the third rikeI'm his son and I support the third rike<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09455454684426271416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-43707176187877534762015-11-22T14:41:55.606-05:002015-11-22T14:41:55.606-05:00Hi,
If the knowledge of the book of Mormon came f...Hi,<br /><br />If the knowledge of the book of Mormon came from the knowledge of the Egyptians and Hebrews, who are non-white people, why were non-white people denied entry into the Mormon church? This is confusing. Please explain. Thanks.<br /><br />I asked about this a couple of weeks ago and received no response. Please advise, thanksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-19124183143941090662014-09-11T09:50:51.009-05:002014-09-11T09:50:51.009-05:00Rotting in spirit prison.Rotting in spirit prison.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-35249838796480916842013-06-14T02:17:05.545-05:002013-06-14T02:17:05.545-05:00Brilliant! Thank you for the good times!Brilliant! Thank you for the good times!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10891949558261524155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-9857794609147594082013-05-12T16:27:46.705-05:002013-05-12T16:27:46.705-05:00Uh, I think there may be a lot more trouble ahead ...Uh, I think there may be a lot more trouble ahead if those women were to return after having taken their pants off. I don't think, at least in their case, coming to church without wearing their pants, is a good idea.<br />-Kolobian via anonymous serverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-45796334331838616962013-03-27T23:30:53.410-05:002013-03-27T23:30:53.410-05:00Sunovabeyotch nooooo! This cannot be! Sunovabeyotch nooooo! This cannot be! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-85661506295456614442013-02-27T17:58:35.867-05:002013-02-27T17:58:35.867-05:00HA! I knew I'd bury that pear shaped suit.HA! I knew I'd bury that pear shaped suit.Sunshinebloghttp://aimeessunshineblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-80991353476808924982013-02-25T13:13:29.991-05:002013-02-25T13:13:29.991-05:00First, let me say how saddened I am by the passing...First, let me say how saddened I am by the passing of PP. I plan to write more about that in a future comment here.<br /><br />For now, I'd like to point <a href="http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/judaica/ejud_0002_0020_0_20256.html" rel="nofollow">"Gentile"</a> readers to an article titled "Church pants and Equality" on page 30 of the <a href="http://arizonabeehive.com/archives/0213.pdf" rel="nofollow">Feb/April issue of the Arizona Beehive.</a> (A "newspaper" which ostensibly "serves the 400,000 LDS members in Arizona.")<br /><br />While the issue of women wearing pants to a ward meeting was apparently close to President Paternoster's heart, those of us outside the Mormon church haven't a clue why this is so heart breaking.<br /><br />So I subscribe to the Beehive so I can better know the mind set of those whose minds are set by the church. Even tho PP has passed on, I wanted to pass the article along.NeverMo Mikehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hPy2fJd6Aknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-42509808002557127392013-01-30T12:28:10.289-05:002013-01-30T12:28:10.289-05:00Jared, proof read, spell check, get over yourself....Jared, proof read, spell check, get over yourself.<br /><br />Sister Paternoster, we love you, feel your pain, and will send over a casserole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-17167633505118908082013-01-18T18:50:54.737-05:002013-01-18T18:50:54.737-05:00Jared asks why, after thinking he had wasted his t...Jared asks why, after thinking he had wasted his time as a Mormon, Paternoster wasted two years with this blog. This presupposes that Paternoster thinks he 'wasted his time' as a Mormon. I was a Mormon for over 30 years but do not believe it was a 'waste of time'. But equally Jared might well ask himself why he 'wastes' his own time in reading Paternoster. It is all about dialogue. We all need it in order to find our way in life. Previously it was not available to former Mormons who found themselves high and dry when leaving the Church. Now thanks to Paternoster and others there is ample opportunity on the internet. Arguing Serves a Purposenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-43157301994447212602013-01-15T10:16:05.419-05:002013-01-15T10:16:05.419-05:00Yes, Jared. How very Mormon - Attack the messenge...Yes, Jared. How very Mormon - Attack the messenger rather than consider the accuracy of the message.Moronihanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-21308942758698230612013-01-13T02:20:49.806-05:002013-01-13T02:20:49.806-05:00So sorry to read about the death of President Pate...So sorry to read about the death of President Paternoster. My only surprise is that after walking with God for so long he was not translated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-15834788568046578012013-01-12T00:20:54.594-05:002013-01-12T00:20:54.594-05:00That should read "very"..That should read "very"..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-59916030445068852702013-01-12T00:19:27.218-05:002013-01-12T00:19:27.218-05:00That is ver mormon of you Jared.That is ver mormon of you Jared.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-76621111577736883362013-01-11T04:00:17.926-05:002013-01-11T04:00:17.926-05:00Surely President Paternoster kept a detailed journ...Surely President Paternoster kept a detailed journal of his life, testimony, and most inner emotions. Would you please share a few of his best entries with us? I understand that you need time to mourn. I would imagine that someone as righteous as President Paternoster has a rather voluminous amount of material as well. I understand if you need to take some time. I am willing to offer my services in posting his journals if you desire.Mormon Prophethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122260633683999030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-40005301841070275922013-01-10T16:54:59.380-05:002013-01-10T16:54:59.380-05:00Sister Paternoster, when you are feeling up to it,...Sister Paternoster, when you are feeling up to it, which shouldn't be long since the grave holds no sting when one has the fullness of the gospel and the promise of eternal life, would you consider re-posting some of the Presidents more uplifting entries? My personal favourite, which blessed my life immensely, was his admonitions on the Joy of Oral Abstinence and the always current topic of the dangers of Reason and Logic. I will continue to fast and pray on your behalf, and by fasting I mean I will have only a light snack at 11:55 pm the night before, perhaps some sugarfree chewing gum that morning, and possibly a light roast beef sandwich with a little horseradish mayo, on the side, at 12:01 pm the following day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-8531678600683583432013-01-10T14:02:30.748-05:002013-01-10T14:02:30.748-05:00I just found your blog. The funniest thing about i...I just found your blog. The funniest thing about it is how much time you must have put in to write over 100 posts and be only mildly funny sometimes! That's funny. You obviously believe you wasted your time as a Mormon, so why waste another two years writing a very pedestrian blog? I'm sure your wife/partner/dating life/employer/kids/parents you live with or whoever won't be to sad to learn of President Paternoster's death.Jaredhttp://hugewasteoftimeandmentalenergy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-49776042834767360692013-01-04T07:59:28.289-05:002013-01-04T07:59:28.289-05:00Those are the saddest news I've ever received ...Those are the saddest news I've ever received on these years... my prayers are with you Sister Paternoster.<br />I don't know what am I going to do now, where my "further light and knowledge" are going to come now. I feel like I'm going to fall into temptation and end up in outer darkness without the counsel of Prez. <br />I know you are not one to hold the priesthood and you being just a sister are not capable to receive revelation as President used to receive, but I beg to keep this website up and enlighten us with his knowledge throughout by sharing some of the teachings and inspiration he received recorded on his Journal. I bet we can still learn so many things from him.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09852094175648475037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-51052872770862166032012-12-27T16:10:48.545-05:002012-12-27T16:10:48.545-05:00I now know of a surety that the Corporation for th...I now know of a surety that the Corporation for the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is the capitalistic kingdom of God on earth.<br /><br />On the morning of December 16, 2012, I was telepathically communicating with our father Elohim in the Star System Kolob through the medium of Kae-e-vanrash when suddenly I was struck with an overwhelming feeling of terror and darkness. Thinking I was to have my own first vision, I quickly did a mental check on whether my tithing was fully paid, were any of my garments touching the ground, and had I done 100% of my home teaching this month?<br /><br />I did not have a vision, but I went to the temple to seek further light & knowledge where the veil is most thin, yea, even the victorian hotel lobby we call the celestial room.<br /><br />I was impressed to visit our dear President Paternoster's blog as God's house is a house of order and he will never give me revelation that he could give to a priesthood leader instead.<br /><br />Then I discovered a terrible truth. President Paternoster had passed away, a legacy of leadership, nobility, and greatness that only Joseph Smith himself had surpassed.<br /><br />I bear my testimony that President Paternoster has done more for the salvation of men in these Latter Days than anyone, save Joseph Smith only.<br /><br />I bear this testimony in the name of our Lord and Savior, even Jesus, the Christ, the lord of Saboath, he who comes as a thief in the night, the Holy One. Amen.Kolobian™https://www.blogger.com/profile/00140507444062552079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-42187166715324659792012-12-26T19:08:58.340-05:002012-12-26T19:08:58.340-05:00Long shall his blood which was shed by pant-sassin...Long shall his blood which was shed by pant-sassins, plead unto heaven while the earth lauds his fame. <br />Hail to the President!<br />Ascended to Heaven!<br />Feminists, gay, intelekchewALSSSSS... <br />Now fight him in Vai-ai-ai-ain.Notknowingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-49160856908955145952012-12-26T14:43:19.589-05:002012-12-26T14:43:19.589-05:00 ¡En su regreso a los jardines florecientes de K... ¡En su regreso a los jardines florecientes de Kolob,por las inmensidades de Universos paralelos,acuerdese de tanto pensamientos huerfanos,triste y desconsolados que la partida provoca. Con la mirada perdida se quedan los ignorantes,los sufridos homo sapiens,en el mundo triste y solitario. In memoriam. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-53876790304065065612012-12-24T09:38:05.204-05:002012-12-24T09:38:05.204-05:00President Paternoster, again you humble me with yo...President Paternoster, again you humble me with your faith. O, wretched man that I am! Had I but as much Priesthood Authority in my entire body as you have attained in just the tip of your pinky finger, I would smite these troublesome trollops, with their pants-revealed deliciously curved buttocks and finely toned calves ...<br /><br />Where was I? Oh yes. Had I but a smidgen of your righteous power, I would call down the powers of heaven and smite these wayward wenches with a sore cursing. How you restrained yourself from doing so...indeed, that must be the cause of your heart attack.<br /><br />I pray that, not unlike Joseph Smith, your passing may give us purpose to return to Zion. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Only the Prophet of the Most High God, even Thomas S. Monson, could call for the literal gathering of the handcarts and wheelbarrows and long trek to Jackson County, Missouri.Corpushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164306704928304989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-44290845520043198182012-12-21T00:36:40.750-05:002012-12-21T00:36:40.750-05:00Happy Trails, President Paternoster. It's been...Happy Trails, President Paternoster. It's been a fun ride, thanks.☼ Daynahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13712457688852258439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-753591549042633617.post-58085490052405930382012-12-20T23:38:11.747-05:002012-12-20T23:38:11.747-05:00Thank you President for the edification and wisdom...Thank you President for the edification and wisdom over the past few years! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com