It is with
the deepest regret that I, Sister Paternoster, announce the sudden and unexpected passing of
President William Lilburn Godfrey Paternoster.
He suffered a major heart attack today while sitting on the stand at Church waiting for sacrament meeting to start. We were visiting the local YSA branch when a small group of sisters entered the room. As Bill turned to them his smile quickly faded into a look of horror and he started to clutch his chest. I rushed to his side while the Branch President called an ambulance. Bill was pronounced dead upon arrival at the hospital.
He suffered a major heart attack today while sitting on the stand at Church waiting for sacrament meeting to start. We were visiting the local YSA branch when a small group of sisters entered the room. As Bill turned to them his smile quickly faded into a look of horror and he started to clutch his chest. I rushed to his side while the Branch President called an ambulance. Bill was pronounced dead upon arrival at the hospital.
He will be sorely missed by family, friends, the faithful members of his Stake and readers of this blog.
The sisters
in question feel awful for rebelling against the Brethren. They have promised to never again wear pants to Church.
